How to make Spam

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How to make Spam

Post by Katz » Thu May 01, 2008 2:08 am

Yes - That's right... I'm posting a topic on MAKING spam... cause there's so little we must use our imagination and create more!

So I'll start with a few questions...


Is the main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live?

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him...is he still wrong?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

If a turtle doesn''t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

It's 4AM i can't do much better now...nite!
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Re: How to make Spam

Post by Diaho » Thu May 01, 2008 3:19 am

Welcome back.... Spam comes in a can don'tcha know?

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Glad to see you :cat_w


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Re: How to make Spam

Post by Katz » Thu May 01, 2008 10:54 am

But this kind of spam is the best kind! 8-)

And thanks! :oops: I'm glad to be back.... i needed a vacation after the many posts i did at the other site...

Now I can fill this site up too. Yay! *grins* But I'm going to need help!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Attack!
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Re: How to make Spam

Post by Ekuryua » Mon Dec 22, 2008 6:41 am

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Re: How to make Spam

Post by Katz » Mon Sep 05, 2011 10:49 pm

Some new spam for the spammer in us all -

Why is the word for "a fear of long words," hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, so long? I mean isn't that just sick?

I'll fixed this later with more...laptop bugging out...
In my experience, people who feel as if they aren't special have more to contribute. Feelings of frustration and doubt and the will to overcome these feelings makes you stronger than you could possibly believe.
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