How to make Spam
Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 2:08 am
Yes - That's right... I'm posting a topic on MAKING spam... cause there's so little we must use our imagination and create more!
So I'll start with a few questions...
Is the main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live?
If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him...is he still wrong?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
If a turtle doesn''t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
It's 4AM i can't do much better now...nite!
So I'll start with a few questions...
Is the main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live?
If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him...is he still wrong?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
If a turtle doesn''t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
It's 4AM i can't do much better now...nite!
I'm glad to be back.... i needed a vacation after the many posts i did at the other site...